"Murder Beyond the Pale"

Wendy Church is the author of the Jesse O’Hara and Shadows of Chicago Mysteries series. The first book in the Jesse O’Hara series, Murder on the Spanish Seas, was named one of Booklist’s Top Ten Debut Mystery/Thriller novels of 2023, and received a starred review.

Church applied the Page 69 Test to Murder Beyond the Pale, the second Jesse O’Hara mystery, and reported the following:

On page 69 of Murder Beyond the Pale, the main protagonist, Jesse O’Hara, and her best friend, Sam, are talking with Leo, the boyfriend of the missing young woman, Cait Gallagher. Leo shares that the reason that Cait has kept their relationship a secret from her family is because his father was in the IRA. The page shares a little bit about Jesse's best friend Sam’s ability to connect with people.

Browsers opening to this page would get some idea of the book, as it includes a few of the elements that make up the essence of the novel: a missing woman in Ireland, the IRA, and the relationship between Jesse O’Hara and her best friend Sam.

There are two principal elements in the book that are missing on this page. The first is the snarky running internal dialogue of the introverted, profane and often inebriated Jesse, which makes up a significant part of the book, as well as the series. The second is Jesse’s relationship with Ireland. Each of the Jesse O’Hara novels is set in a different country, and how she navigates the countries is central to each. In this book set in Ireland, a good portion of Jesse’s attention is on the various brands of Irish whiskey, and also the family’s business, a stallion semen farm.

Visit Wendy Church's website.

The Page 69 Test: Murder on the Spanish Seas.

Q&A with Wendy Church.

My Book, The Movie: Murder on the Spanish Seas.

--Marshal Zeringue

"Mrs. Gulliver"

Valerie Martin is the author of twelve novels, including Trespass, Mary Reilly, Italian Fever, and Property, four collections of short fiction, and a biography of St. Francis of Assisi. She has been awarded a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts and a John Simon Guggenheim Fellowship. Her novel Mary Reilly was awarded the Kafka prize, shortlisted for the Prix Femina (France), and made into a motion picture directed by Stephen Frears and starring Julia Roberts and John Malkovitch. Property won Britain's Orange Prize (now called the Women's Prize) in 2003.

Martin applied the Page 69 Test to her new novel, Mrs. Gulliver, and reported the following:

I think the Page 69 Test works rather well on my novel Mrs. Gulliver.

Page 69 has a discreet design ornament in the middle of it, signifying the end of one scene and the beginning of another. By this point all the major characters have been introduced save one. What’s interesting about this page is that all of them appear, though not together on this one page. Also, a major turn in the plot takes place in the first section.

The characters are Mrs. Gulliver, the narrator and madam of the brothel, Carità Bercy, a young, blind prostitute, new to the house, Ian Drohan, a college student with a crush on Carità, and Brutus Ruby, Mrs. Gulliver’s “colleague” who provides protection for the business.

Carità comes down the stairs of the brothel where she works to find Ian Drohan, a college boy who is taken with her, waiting near the bar in the drawing room. She takes her accustomed chair, and he procures a flute of champagne, which he brings to her. Mrs. Gulliver, the madam of the brothel, describes the scene.

He bent over her, speaking softly. She smiled as her fingers closed on the glass stem, and she lifted her free hand to touch first her own cheek and then his. He kneeled before her, his face cradled in her hand, speaking earnestly, while she sipped his meager offering. She was fond of champagne.

“This is too sweet,” I said to Brutus.

“I don’t trust that kid,” he replied.

Then comes the scene break.

The second section begins the following morning in the kitchen, when Bessie Bercy, comes to take her sister Carità for a walk. She brings a white folding walking stick and a straw hat. She has arrived “a little early” because she wants to talk with Mrs. Gulliver about “how Carità’s doing here.”

That’s the end of the page.

I think this page, oddly enough, gives a good sense of the world of the novel. The house itself, a sturdy Victorian with gleaming mahogany and carpeted stairs, is a character, as it provides both debasement and refuge for the women who work and live there. The drawing room is where men play and women work; but in the kitchen the women are free to drink, eat, gossip, and enjoy their well-earned time off. It’s night and day, and they are both on page 69.

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--Marshal Zeringue

"Village in the Dark"

Iris Yamashita is an Academy Award–nominated screenwriter for the movie Letters from Iwo Jima. She has been working in Hollywood for fifteen years developing material for both film and streaming, has taught screenwriting at UCLA, and is an advocate of women and diversity in the entertainment industry. She has also been a judge and mentor for various film and writing programs, and lives in California.

Yamashita applied the Page 69 Test to her new novel, Village in the Dark, and reported the following:

On page 69, we start on Chapter Nine.

Cara’s rental was a townhouse in a quiet neighborhood. There was nothing particularly remarkable about it other than that it had an open plan and high, lofty ceilings. After burying Aaron and Dylan, she had sold the house and placed most of their things in storage. She hadn’t yet been able to let go of their belongings but also didn’t want to be constantly reminded of what she had lost. As a result, her unit was sparsely furnished with only the necessities—a microfiber sofa, a wooden coffee table, a dining set, an end table with a generic lamp. It looked more like a characterless Airbnb rental than someone’s actual home.

Outside, the atmosphere was dark and bitter. A cold wind had blown in, and snow had begun to gust past the window in speckled sheets. It added to the feeling of emptiness in the apartment.

The story is quick-paced as a whole, so I don’t think this half of a page is a good indicator of the rest of the book. However, it does give some insight into Cara’s character.

The book begins with the protagonist, Cara Kennedy, exhuming the bodies of her husband and son after receiving clues that their deaths may have involved foul play instead of being the result of a hiking accident as she had been told. This is her driving motivation through the book. I also have two other voices weaved in, including a surly innkeeper named Ellie Wright, in her 60’s with a southern drawl and a Bonnie and Clyde past. The third voice is Mia Upash—a young woman who is half Ainu (Japanese indegenous) who grew up in an off-the-grid village run by women. It isn’t clear initially how their stories are connected. They weave in and out until they eventually come together.

On this page, I describe Cara Kennedy’s home, which reflects her character and state of mind. For one thing, she is claustrophobic, so it was important for her to have high ceilings. We also get the explanation that her husband and son have been buried and all their things were put in storage. We also see that her apartment is currently characterless and rather empty, reflecting how she feels since her loss. The weather outside reflects the chill of Alaska where the story is set.

Visit Iris Yamashita's website.

Q&A with Iris Yamashita.

The Page 69 Test: City Under One Roof.

--Marshal Zeringue

"The Framed Women of Ardemore House"

Brandy Schillace is the author of several works of nonfiction, including Mr. Humble and Dr. Butcher. She is the creator of Peculiar Book Club, a twice-monthly live-streamed YouTube show. A former professor of English and gothic literature, she writes about gender politics and history, medical mystery, and neurodiversity for outlets such as Scientific American, Wired, CrimeReads, and Medium. She is also autistic, though has not (to her knowledge) been a suspect in a murder investigation.

Schillace applied the Page 69 Test to her new novel, The Framed Women of Ardemore House, and reported the following:

From page 69:

“We’re just about through, sir.”

“Find anything?” MacAdams asked. She gave him a thin-lipped smile.

“Found everything, sir. Lots of different prints.”

It was going to be a mess of paperwork. They had found hairs on the sheets that weren’t Sid’s—prints that weren’t Sid’s—leftover toiletry items that on analysis also weren’t his. He turned to Fleet, who was turning slowly in place.

“Rental,” he said. “Any number of people may have been through here.”

“Have you checked for a register?” Fleet asked. MacAdams stared.

“A guest book? Of course we have, and no, nothing.” MacAdams watched Fleet with growing impatience. “You’ll want to see the body, surely.”

“In time,” was the enigmatic response. Fleet had begun to walk the room. When he reached the sofa, he tugged up both trousers and squatted low, his face nearly touching the floor’s uneven surface.

“There are marks from a rubber sole,” he said. “Didn’t you tell me there was a rug here?”

MacAdams found himself dropping to one knee and looking askance in the light. There did appear to be a smudge. And not from their paper booties. He hadn’t seen it there before. But then, he hadn’t been on his knees looking for it.

“Maybe someone forgot to suit up,” he said, trying to think back to their initial discovery. Fleet got to his feet.

“Curious,” he said. “And no other papers to be found here?”

“Papers? What are you looking for?” MacAdams asked. It was past noon already; they still had to see Struthers so Fleet could have a look at the actual entry wounds.

“If you haven’t found a guest register, perhaps there’s a reason.” MacAdams felt his masseter muscles locking tight.

“Oh, I’m sure there’s a reason,” he agreed. “I’m sure it doesn’t exist. Sid Randles wasn’t exactly a tidy bookkeeper.”

“And yet, you tell me there are multiple sets of prints and DNA. Someone was staying here, however itinerant.” Fleet performed a full quarter turn on his heel, as if for military drill. “This does not have the appearance of a holiday let. But that doesn’t mean he hadn’t used it for other purposes.”

“Meaning what?” MacAdams asked. He had assumed that Sid merely treated it as his personal home away most of the time, probably for an occasional bender with Ricky Robson and company. Fleet straightened back to his ruler-stiff posture. The look on his face had remained cordial.

“Has it not occurred to you that Sid might be involved in drug trafficking?” MacAdams sucked air: Oh-my-fucking-God, it would be the first assumption of any modern detective.

“Yes. It has occurred,” he insisted quietly. “We’ve not found so much as a bag of weed here or his flat—and he’s never had prior for it. And yes, before you ask, we brought the proper equipment to look for traces. There isn’t any reason for you to do a more thorough search for the same things.”

The infuriating half smile remained.

“All the same,” Fleet said. “I’m here to help.”

Hello readers! The above passage comes from my book, The Framed Women of Ardemore House, page 69. The question: does it give us a good idea of the larger work? This is a tricky one for my book because we have two intersecting mysteries—and two primary character points of view: Jo Jones (American: a quirky, New York book editor who inherits a manor and a mysterious, now missing, painting) and James MacAdams (British: a hard-boiled, cynical detective who has a related murder to solve). The two tales intertwine in all sorts of ways, but page 69 only gives you the detective’s point of view, while the heart and soul of the book, really, is Jo Jones. I’d say page 69 gives you a great introduction to the police procedural and MacAdams personality—not to mention his rocky relationship with Fleet, the interloping detective from Scotland Yard. But it doesn’t show you the wild Yorkshire moors, or the quaint cottage (where a murder happens), or the sparkling wit and peculiar POV of Jo, our heroine.

Jo (Joesphine) Jones is both autistic and hyperlexic—just like me, the author. She’s also been uprooted from her routine by divorce and the illness of her mother, and then transplanted to the British countryside to take possession of a family estate she knew nothing about. We get to see Jo navigate these changes with her unique perspective on the world—and we watch as others react to her with curiosity and often perplexity. They might chalk it up to her “Americanisms,” but Jo’s eidetic memory, fascination with words, and appetite for knowledge also makes her an excellent amateur sleuth. In the end, MacAdams might find he needs the help of this unsinkable, deeply relatable protagonist. It will take the coordinated efforts of a diverse cast of characters to finally untangle the double mystery—who is the woman in the painting and why was it stolen? Who fired three shots and murdered the sneaky groundskeeper? But perhaps the bigger question has to do with Jo’s bid to build a new life. How do you fit into a new community when you are suspected of murder—while potentially being the real killer’s next victim?

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--Marshal Zeringue

"The Blue Window"

Suzanne Berne is the author of the novels The Dogs of Littlefield, The Ghost at the Table, A Perfect Arrangement, and A Crime in the Neighborhood, winner of Great Britain’s Orange Prize.

She applied the Page 69 Test to her latest novel, The Blue Window, and reported the following:

Page 69 falls on the first page of Chapter 11:

Marika refused to visit the urgent care clinic. It would take too long to see a doctor. When Lorna pointed out that she could get all of Marika’s errands done while Marika waited for an appointment, Marika said she didn’t want to sit for an hour in a waiting room full of crying children with bellyaches or fishhooks in their thumbs and that she was fine in the car. Despite the heat, she wouldn’t let Lorna roll her window all the way down, either.

“I’m cold-blooded.” Marika gazed out at the miniature suns flaring from a dozen windshields. “I like being hot.”

She watched Lorna head toward the post office, and then folded her hands as she contemplated the village green across the street, an open rectangle of grass interrupted here and there by shade trees and wooden benches. To the left was a bridge with wrought-iron railings, leading across a narrow-channeled river to a long redbrick building, once a paper mill that now housed the post office, a hairdresser’s, and a couple of shops selling knickknacks and T-shirts for tourists. A diner called the Millstone had opened there a few months ago, replacing a coffee shop that had been there for years.

A reader opening randomly to page 69 would get both an accurate and skewed idea of the novel. What’s accurate is the impression that Marika is a grouchy older person who’s hurt in some way, but refuses care. Nor does she want to face other people’s complaints and injuries—especially those of children. In her own words, she’s “cold-blooded.” She insists on sitting in a hot, stuffy car and looking out at a world she seems unable to relate to except as an observer, a tourist in her own town. From this page a reader could guess, correctly, that somehow Marika will be forced to confront her own childhood injuries, and perhaps the injuries she inflicted on a child, or on children.

But page 69 might also give the impression that the whole novel is about Marika, which is not true. The other main characters, her estranged daughter, Lorna, and her grandson, Adam, are actually more central. It’s what dealing with Marika does to them, how attempting to care for such a locked-up person moves them out of their own locked places, that provides the real heart of the story.

Tension between uncomfortable, closed spaces and the wide, active world outside runs all the way through the novel, so I’m glad to see that tension appear literally on this page.

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--Marshal Zeringue

"Leaving"

Roxana Robinson is the author of eleven books—seven novels, three collections of short stories, and the biography of Georgia O’Keeffe. Four of these were chosen as New York Times Notable Books, two as New York Times Editors’ Choices.

Her fiction has appeared in The New Yorker, The Atlantic, Harper’s, Best American Short Stories, The Southampton Review, Ep!phany and elsewhere. Her work has been widely anthologized and broadcast on NPR. Her books have been published in England, France, Germany, Holland and Spain.

Robinson has received fellowships from the National Endowment for the Arts, the Guggenheim Foundation and the MacDowell Colony, and she was named a Literary Lion by the New York Public Library. She has served on the Boards of PEN and the Authors Guild, and was the president of the Authors Guild. Robinson has received the Barnes and Noble “Writers for Writers Award,” given by Poets and Writers, and the Award for Distinguished Service to the Literary Community from the Authors Guild. She teaches in the MFA Program at Hunter College.

Robinson applied the Page 69 Test to her new novel, Leaving, and reported the following:

Most of the book is about Warren and Sarah, who were deeply in love in their teens, and who then found each other again in their sixties. The book revisits their early passage, then recounts the present. But page 69 is about Warren and his wife of 37 years, as he comes home from a business trip. The reader already knows a great deal about them from the narrative before this; this page simply recounts Warren’s arrival and his wife’s welcome. Will the reader be able to understand who they are? Will she understand the few references to Sarah? I hope the reader can see the tone of their relationship, how they speak to each other, how they react. Is this a long and healthy marriage, one worn smooth and flexible by the years? Or is this a threadbare fabric, worn thin and translucent with endless tension? I hope the reader will be able to choose between the two, or at least to understand how these two characters connect.

Visit Roxana Robinson’s website.

The Page 69 Test: Cost.

My Book, The Movie: Cost.

The Page 69 Test: Sparta.

My Book, The Movie: Dawson's Fall.

The Page 69 Test: Dawson's Fall.

Q&A with Roxana Robinson.

Writers Read: Roxana Robinson.

--Marshal Zeringue

"Play of Shadows"

Barbara Nickless is the Wall Street Journal and Amazon Charts bestselling author of At First Light and Dark of Night in the Dr. Evan Wilding series as well as the Sydney Rose Parnell series, which includes Blood on the Tracks, a Suspense Magazine Best of 2016 selection and winner of the Colorado Book Award and the Daphne du Maurier Award for Excellence; Dead Stop, winner of the Colorado Book Award and nominee for the Daphne du Maurier Award for Excellence; Ambush; and Gone to Darkness.

Nickless applied the Page 69 Test to the third book on the Dr. Evan Wilding series, Play of Shadows, and reported the following:

Page 69 shows the team—forensic semiotician Dr. Evan Wilding, his assistant, Diana, and his brother, River—as they come together to try to solve a riddle left by a serial killer at the crime scene. The riddle is written in an ancient, undeciphered script from the Greek island of Crete. Here’s a brief clip as Evan gets the team organized:

Evan stood. “Now, before we begin analyzing the signs on the victim’s body, let’s assemble our tools. We’ll need drawings of the Cretan hieroglyphs, the Linear B signs and their phonetic values, and symbols from the Phaistos Disc.”

He had all the glyphs memorized from his attempts at deciphering the Phaistos Disc. He could draw the symbols in his sleep. But sometimes there were small variations in the renderings. Better not to take chances.

Did the Page 69 Test work? Yes and no. The page absolutely shows a repeating aspect of the novel, which is the coming together of the primary characters as they try to decipher the killer’s riddles in time to prevent more murders. What it doesn’t reveal is the amount of action the book contains, or the strong relationships between all the characters.

Play of Shadows is the third book in the Evan Wilding trilogy. It is based on the myth of the Minotaur, who was imprisoned in an underground labyrinth by his stepfather, King Minos of Crete. To keep the Minotaur alive and to exact revenge against King Aegeus of Athens, the monster was fed a tribute every nine years of fourteen Athenian maidens and youths. The killer in Play of Shadows is enthralled with this myth and what is says about the relationship between fathers and sons. In his own horrible way, he is recreating the myth and waiting to take on a hero who might have the courage to kill him as Theseus slew the Minotaur.

Visit Barbara Nickless's website.

The Page 69 Test: At First Light.

Q&A with Barbara Nickless.

--Marshal Zeringue

"Hurt for Me"

Heather Levy is a born and bred Oklahoman and graduate of Oklahoma City University’s Red Earth MFA program for creative writing. Her work has appeared in numerous journals and publications, including CrimeReads and NAILED Magazine. The New York Times called her Anthony-nominated debut, Walking through Needles, “a spellbinding novel at the nexus of power, desire, and abuse that portends a bright future,” and the Los Angeles Times called it “a standout for its frank but sensitive exploration of trauma and desire.” Levy lives in Oklahoma with her husband, two kids, and three murderous cats.

She applied the Page 69 Test to her new novel, Hurt for Me, and reported the following:

From page 69:

Angel smirked at her. “Rae-Rae, did you just hang up on Mr. Hot Detective?”

“Pretty certain there’s no law against it.”

Angel’s expression turned somber again. “Are you going to say anything to Lily?”

Hearing her say it was like a jump-scare to Rae’s heart. “No. I doubt anyone she knows reads that asinine site. Besides, we have enough damage control to worry about, and Mr. Diaper Pants will be here soon.” She started pulling her strawberry-blonde hair back into the tight bun she usually wore for client sessions. “Will you please get his bottle warmed up?”

Angel pouted as she made her way to the small kitchen they had in the back. “I don’t have enough coffee in my system for this shit.”

Rae doubted there’d be enough coffee in the world to get through the hell they were certain to face.

I would say page 69 gives a nibble but is overall a poor test in showing what the book is about as a whole work.

The reader sees the strong friendship between Rae and her best friend and business partner Angel, and the scene shows there’s a threat to their business that may also affect Rae’s teen daughter Lily. The reader also gets a humorous taste of Rae’s work as a professional dominatrix by how she and Angel nickname the clients. In this case, “Mr. Diaper Pants.”

Hurt for Me is ultimately about how Rae Dixon, who escaped being trafficked as a teen, transforms her sexual trauma and empowers herself through her work as a professional Domme. When the life she’s worked hard to rebuild is threatened after one of her clients goes missing, she’s forced to face her dark past and teams up with the lead investigator Dayton Clearwater to look into not only her missing client but missing women within her kink community. But the more she and Dayton dig into the underground group of rich eilites who may involved, the more they realize they and those they love are in great danger.

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My Book, The Movie: Walking Through Needles.

The Page 69 Test: Walking Through Needles.

--Marshal Zeringue

"The Road from Belhaven"

Margot Livesey was born and grew up on the edge of the Scottish Highlands. She is the author of a collection of stories and nine other novels, including Eva Moves the Furniture, The Flight of Gemma Hardy, and The Boy in the Field. She has received awards from the NEA, the Guggenheim Foundation and the Radcliffe Institute. She lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts and is on the faculty of the Iowa Writers’ Workshop.

Livesey applied the Page 69 Test to The Road from Belhaven, her tenth novel, and reported the following:

Page 69 in The Road from Belhaven is the opening of chapter V. Lizzie’s older sister Kate has got married. “Once again there were only three places at the table, and her grandparents, from one day to the next, grew older. Rab used his arms to push himself out of his chair; Flora stooped even when empty-handed. Most days, Lizzie visited Lilac Cottage, but she was still in the world of childhood.”

The page goes on to show Lizzie talking to her sister and realizing that Kate is in the family way.

Someone opening The Road from Belhaven to page 69 would get a good sense of the rural world of the novel - it’s set in 1880s Scotland - and of Lizzie’s loneliness. A reader would also hopefully understand how little she knows about sex. Despite growing up on a farm, her sister’s pregnancy is a surprise to Lizzie.

The reader would not learn the crucial fact that Lizzie sometimes sees the future but can never change it.

It’s interesting that the Page 69 Test works so well but, happily, doesn’t give away everything about the novel. I like the idea of certain themes running like dark rivers beneath the quotidian, surfacing occasionally.

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The Page 69 Test: The Flight of Gemma Hardy.

The Page 69 Test: Mercury.

Q&A with Margot Livesey.

The Page 69 Test: The Boy in the Field.

--Marshal Zeringue

"The Lost Dresses of Italy"

M.A. McLaughlin is the award-winning author of a historical mystery trilogy: Claire's Last Secret, A Shadowed Fate, and Forever Past, all set around the Byron/Shelley circle in nineteenth-century Italy. Her novels have been published by Severn House (U.K. and U.S.) and Thomas Schluck (Germany), earning starred reviews in Publishers Weekly, as well as a gold medal for historical fiction in the Florida Writers Association's Literary Palm Award. Her work has been featured internationally in blogs, journals, and websites.

McLaughlin applied the Page 69 Test to her new novel, The Lost Dresses of Italy, and reported the following:

On page 69 of The Lost Dresses of Italy, a costume curator, Marianne Baxter, speculates on the contents of a long-hidden, antique trunk in post-WWII Verona, Italy: three Victorian dresses which once belonged to nineteenth-century English poet, Christina Rossetti. As Marianne says, “Aside from the curiosity of how the trunk ended up hidden behind a wall, I can’t help but wonder why there was nothing else in it besides the dresses. A Victorian lady would have had chemises, undergarments, accessories, and the like. So it appears as if only these garments were placed in the trunk...” This line reflects the central mystery in my novel because, even though Marianne has been asked just to create an exhibit of the dresses, she becomes obsessed with finding the reason why Rossetti left them in Italy. They were too expensive simply to be cast aside by a semi-impoverished poet, so the decision to abandon them must have been deliberate. Why? As Marianne prepares the dresses to be exhibited, she finds clues hidden in the pockets, seams, and hems—all pointing to an ill-fated love affair and a conspiracy of betrayal and murder. Paralleling this story is Rossetti’s own tale of her time in Italy and how each dress reflected an emotional turning point, gradually leading to a tragic outcome. Both narratives intertwine like threads in the fabric of both women’s lives, but only one of the heroines will emerge with her heart intact—and page 69 provides the key.

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My Book, The Movie: Forever Past.

The Page 69 Test: Forever Past.

Q&A with Marty Ambrose.

Writers Read: M. A. McLaughlin.

--Marshal Zeringue

"Eli Harpo's Adventure to the Afterlife"

Eric Schlich is the author of the story collection Quantum Convention, winner of the 2018 Katherine Anne Porter Prize and the 2020 GLCA New Writers Award.

He applied the Page 69 Test to Eli Harpo's Adventure to the Afterlife, his debut novel, and reported the following:

Page 69 of Eli Harpo’s Adventure to the Afterlife falls in Chapter Four: Creation Baptist. It’s set on Sunday at the Harpos’ church and begins with Pastor Zeb introducing the surprise guest, famous televangelist Charlie Gideon, who will give the sermon. Gideon starts the sermon telling about God’s Plan and invites Eli up on stage. Eli is mortified and slumps in his seat, but is pressured to go up by his family and reluctantly joins Gideon on stage. Gideon continues the sermon by saying Eli is extraordinary because he’s met Jesus and seen the face of God. “He has been to Paradise and come back to tell about it.” The page cuts off on his next line of dialogue.

This is a remarkably good excerpt to give you a taste of the novel. I’d definitely say it passes the Page 69 Test. Here we see Eli being uncomfortably forced into the spotlight as the Heaven Kid, a recurring theme in the book. We also highlight Charlie Gideon who owns Bible World, an Orlando theme park, and wants to recruit Eli and his family to promote a new Heaven attraction. The majority of the book are episodes on a road trip to this park. Each of the family members are present, too. Eli’s parents, Simon and Debbie, and his brothers, Abe and Jake. And we even catch a glimpse of Eli’s crush, Chase Brinkley, which foreshadows Eli’s impending sexual identity crisis. There’s even the joke about Gideon’s refusal to use the term “theme park,” insisting on “Biblical immersion facility,” which Zeb flubs as “Biblical insertion experience.” All in all, I think if you find this page amusing, you’ll enjoy the rest of the book. Success!

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--Marshal Zeringue

"The Young of Other Animals"

Chris Cander is the USA Today bestselling author of A Gracious Neighbor, The Weight of a Piano, which was named an Indie Next Great Read in both hardcover and paperback and which the New York Times called, “immense, intense and imaginative,” Whisper Hollow, also named an Indie Next Great Read, and 11 Stories, named by Kirkus as one of the best books of 2013 and winner of the Independent Publisher Book Awards for fiction. She also wrote the children’s picture book The Word Burglar, and the Audible Originals “Eddies” and “Grieving Conversations.” Cander’s fiction has been published in twelve languages. She lives in her native Houston with her husband and two children.

Cander applied the Page 69 Test to her new novel, The Young of Other Animals, and reported the following:

From page 69:

Monday, March 27, 1989

Earlier that afternoon, Mayree had carefully driven home from the supermarket, worried the wind might hurl another shopping cart, or something worse, at her. By the time she got there, her knees had begun to ache and stiffen. She pulled into the driveway, popped the trunk, and hobbled inside through the back door.

“Felicia!” she called, dropping her purse on a chair and peeling off her fur coat, which she now loathed. “I’m home! Groceries are in the trunk!” No answer but the sound of the vacuum running. Mayree could tell by the sound that she was in Frank’s study—why Felicia insisted on cleaning it every week when nobody ever went in there was beyond her. “Dammit,” she said. The ice cream would melt and the vegetables would thaw if she left them in the car until Felicia got around to it. She brought all the bags inside in two limping, barefoot trips, the pebbled walkway shredding what was left of her pantyhose, shoved the frozen and perishable items into their repositories wherever they would fit, then checked the answering machine for messages.

“Mrs. Baker, this is Ernie Duncan from Texas Commerce Bank returning your calls. I wish I had more definitive news for you. I know how frustrating it must be, but we’re still working on—”

The Page 69 Test doesn’t give much insight into the novel as a whole, but if I were a reader and not the author, I’d find it interesting enough to want to know what else was going on. Here we have a slightly injured woman returning home from a trip to the grocery store, to which she wore a fur coat. Who wears a fur coat to buy produce? And why does she now hate the thing? That alone would make me want to know who this Mayree character is. Then she’s screaming for her housekeeper to unload the car but ends up doing it herself because Felicia is again cleaning a man’s unused study. Who’s Frank and why is he never there? Finally, the banker’s voicemail trails off and leaves me wondering what Mrs. Baker has been nagging him about. There’s clearly some tension on this page, but it poses more questions than it offers insights.

What the reader can’t know from this section is that Mayree and her college-age daughter, Paula, are grieving the recent death of Frank, their husband and father respectively. Paula has also just suffered a violent physical attack by a stranger, and is struggling in secret with its aftermath. The two women are estranged even as they live together, and their relationship with each other and the people closest to them are about to get upended when Paula finds a terrifying letter in her book bag. This threat of ongoing violence forces Mayree and Paula to confront their trauma and secrets in a way they never could’ve imagined.

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My Book, The Movie: The Weight of a Piano.

--Marshal Zeringue