When You Wish Upon a Lantern, Rent a Boyfriend, Our Wayward Fate, and American Panda. She graduated from MIT and became a dentist before realizing she’d rather spend her days in fictional characters’ heads instead of real people’s mouths. When she’s not writing, you can find her on the curling ice, where she and her husband are world-ranked in mixed doubles.
Chao applied the Page 69 Test to The Mortal Enemy Murder Club and reported the following:
From page 69 of The Mortal Enemy Murder Club:Visit Gloria Chao's website.Reminding myself this could be life or death, I marched into the men’s bathroom as if I belonged there. And I nearly bumped into an almost naked guy at the sink washing vomit off his pants and shirt.Page 69 of The Mortal Enemy Murder Club is a fantastic representation of the whole work. It captures the humor and shenanigans of the entire Hu Done It series as well as the murder mystery that keeps the pages turning. The reason I love reading and now writing humorous murder mysteries is because laughter helps balance the inherent darkness of crime, and the passage here is a great example of this. When writing both The Mortal Enemy Murder Club and The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club, one of my favorite craft tricks was to ask at every turn, How can I make this as funny as possible? Which was what led to protagonist Kat discovering her boyfriend is cheating on her in the first book by walking in, half-naked, on him proposing to one of his other two girlfriends. It also led to this page 69 scene where Kat walks into the men’s bathroom in an attempt to stop a murder.
“Oh! I’m so sorry!”
He instinctively tried to cover himself with his clothes, only to flick the vomit onto his face. And from the extreme disgust that appeared on his now puke-speckled face, it didn’t seem to be his vomit.
“Sorry!” I had to make it up to him somehow. “Can I buy you a drink?” Then I realized that seemed like I was coming on to him. “Or dessert!” That made it worse. “I mean, I’m just sorry!” I pulled out a five-dollar bill and threw it at him. Now it seemed like I was paying him for the peep show. “Fuck!”
This was going well. So well. At least I hadn’t seen a ball of flames or Olivia’s ballet flats in there.
I exited and turned toward the family restroom at the end of the hallway. The last place to check, and also a great hiding spot for Mandy, Olivia, and me if it was empty.
The door was unlocked. Success. Everything was going according to plan.
I’d just have to text Olivia and tell her to find Mandy and come meet me here—I screamed. The second bloody-murder scream of my life.
Because there was a limp body on the floor. Sprawled. Unmoving.
Again, familiar.
This scene also showcases Kat’s social awkwardness, which is a defining part of her character and the source of some of the humor throughout the series.
This short scene (made shorter because it’s the end of a chapter) captures almost all the most important parts of this series. The only element missing is the ride-or-die female friendship at the heart of these books, which is only alluded to here, mostly because Kat happens to be by herself, having been separated from the others by the chaos occurring in this scene.
The Page 69 Test: American Panda.
The Page 69 Test: When You Wish Upon a Lantern.
--Marshal Zeringue













