He applied the Page 69 Test to Welcome Thieves and reported the following:
From page 69:Visit Sean Beaudoin's website and blog."What about Terrance?"A man's adopted sister admits to him in a donut shop that after running away from home she did not, in fact, go to modeling school, but was basically a web-cam girl. This is very representative of the rest of the book, which is often about that place where self-deception meets the longing for intimacy.
"He runs a dozen websites. Guess which kind."
"But we went to his agency. He gave us Moet."
Cher stands, drops three dollars on the table, leans close enough that I can smell myself on her.
"I mean seriously, Dillard. Who in fuck ever heard of a school for models?"
My Book, The Movie: Welcome Thieves.
Writers Read: Sean Beaudoin.